Women I like

In the interest of posting something at least once a week, here is a list of the types of women I like.
I like my women like I like my beer: dark and bitter.
I like my women like I like my coffee: black.
I like my women like I like my chances with them: slim.
I like my women like I like my olive oil: extra virgin.
I like my women like I like my pants: saggy.
I like my women like I like my music: loud and fast.
I like my women like I like my poetry: simple.
I like my women like I like my books: short and easy to read.
I like my women like I like my snacks: salty.
I like my women like I like my paperwork: filled out.
I like my women like I like my pizza: greasy and cheesy.
I like my women like I like my pizza: round.
I like my women like I like my pens: full of ink.
I like my women like I like my lattes: tall, skinny and caffeinated.
I like my women like I like my music: made in the ‘80s.
I like my women like I like my cars: made in Japan.
I like my women like I like my cars: classic.
I like my women like I like my cars: with a lot of trunk space.
I like my women like I like my cars: with a spare tire.
I like my women like I like my food: spicy and Mexican.
I like my women like I like my breakfast: in bed.
I like my women like I like my tea: weak.
I like my women like I like my wine: aged to perfection.
I like my women like I like my martinis: dry.
I like my women like I like my dinner: ready in less than 30 minutes.
I like my women like I like the sun: warm and bright.
I like my women like I like my pillows: soft and fluffy.
I like my women like I like my beer: blonde.

Of course, very few of these are actually true. But it was fun to write them anyway.